This week is Maximum Overdrive, a film written and directed by Stephen King. Apparently King was doped up on coke for most of the production, and maybe that's why it's so good? Seriously though this is a guilty pleasure all the way, with really wonderful dialogue and excellent performances. Really. The premise is... machines come to life, and lots of killing ensues. I guess that's it? Anyway, let's get started.
So right at the outset we're told that Earth has passed through the tail of a rogue comet. What does that even mean? But I guess we have our "cause" for machines, um, coming alive. We then segue right into my favorite part- where Stephen King himself goes to an ATM. This happens
From there we go right to a bridge going up by itself. The only problem is there are cars and trucks on the bridge, so when it goes up- they go down. Mayhem and deaths ensue.
Here comes the Green Goblin rig, pulling into the Dixie Boy truck stop for a gas-up.
Ack Emilio Estevez is in this. Okay this movie is gonna suck. He's a short order cook at the truck stop, and his boss is Bubba. Clearly they don't get along. Meanwhile in the game room the pinball games are going apeshit, and the coffee dispenser is spitting out cups of coffee onto the floor. It's on, y'all.
Note to gas attendants: don't peer into the gas pump when it stops working.
Bubba wants Bill to work 9 hours and only clock 8. Bill says no but turns out he's on parole, so Bubba essentially owns his ass. Meanwhile poor waitress Wanda is making some eggs and an electric knife gets her on the arm. Billy kills it with a hammer, thank goodness.
Hey Giancarlo Esposito is in this! Um, not for long...
Cut to a baseball game and oh no- the pop machine isn't working. Oh now it is- it came out a little too fast though, right to the coach's groin. Oh dear... more cans come out. Coach is toast. Deke runs, horrified after a steamroller (where did that come from?) runs over his teammate Bobby. You know, the body count in this is already skyrocketing and I'm only fifteen minutes in?
Brett shows up now, played by Laura Harrington. She's a drifter apparently, hitching a ride with some perv salesman, and she makes him pull into Dixie Boy after they hear on the radio to stay off the highways. And then Curtis and Connie appear- they're newlyweds- and after a truck nearly kills Curtis, she helpfully calls out "are you dead?"
Brett tells Billy he's cute. She doesn't waste any time.
Deke's back in his neighborhood and everyone's dead. Some woman is hanging out of a second floor window- death by hairdryer! And here comes the ice cream truck! Deke wisely hides, but a lawnmower almost gets him. Back at the Dixie Boy the killings continue- there goes the perv salesman. And now all the semis are starting up- that's not good.
Curtis and Connie meanwhile are driving for their lives from a crazy truck. Luckily they make it to the Dixie Boy, but Connie needs to STFU with all the screaming. They almost get squashed on their way in but Billy and Brett come to the rescue. And Bubba's got a rocket launcher?? *sputter* Where the %^&* did he get THAT?
So the semis are blockading Dixie Boy. Billy and Brett are getting friendly, but man the dialogue. "You sure make love like a hero," Brett tells him after they... tryst. Wow. I guess you have to find love where you can in the semi apocalypse. Oh and the sky is green... because, you know, the comet. Billy has an idea to go sailing to an island where no vehicles are allowed. Brett's up for it. Meanwhile Wanda Jane flips out, saying "We made them" and she goes out to scream at the trucks.
Deke's across from the truck stop- he made it!- and is trying to find a way in. And the perv salesman is alive! And calling for help. Billy and Curtis make a play to help him, while more semis arrive- apparently they need to gas up. You know, as bad as this is, there's something kinda fun about watching this bullshit while For Those About To Rock plays. Billy and Curtis get to the salesman, who has since died, but they meet up with Deke and make it back to the truck stop.
Okay the trucks want gas. And they wants it now. They communicate by Morse code, instructing the humans to pump gas. Wanda flips out again and gets killed... and the highway is clogged with trucks, all waiting to fill 'er up. Billy and the rest are soon exhausted... but they have a plan. They trick the trucks and make their escape, and the semis go berserk, bringing the place down.
Billy and the rest make it to the marina, but Green Goblin is on to 'em. It runs over another person before Billy blows it away with the rocket launcher. And they're off! Out to sea, for a new beginning... or whatever. And we get a little postscript telling us that the Earth passed through the comet's tail, so apparently we're all good. Billy and Brett actually make kind of a cute couple, Deke survives, and even Curtis and Connie make it.
Yeah, never watched it at the time, never wanted to and now glad I didn't!ReplyDelete
Ha ha it's a guilty pleasure. :)Delete
LOL at King's cameo. Yeah, really glad I didn't watch this one. I don't think I even knew about it. I bet my husband has watched it though... he's seen the most random crap. LOL!ReplyDelete
I know right? I saw it a long time ago, and when I rewatched it... yeah it's bad. :)Delete
Love it, I can't believe I've never seen this, although I'm pretty sure I've read the book.ReplyDelete
It's fun in it's own way!!Delete
Boy, I'm glad I didn't watch this lol. Could have been summed up by death, death and more inexplicable death ha ha.ReplyDelete
Yeah there are better movies :):)Delete
Ha, . Never even heard of itReplyDelete
I think I saw all the King movies from the eighties and early nineties except this one, now you have me curious. I adore all things King, so I will have to see if I Can watch this.ReplyDelete
Good luck getting through it ha! but you know, it's not THAT badDelete
Haha - thankfully I've never heard of this one.ReplyDelete
Yes count your blessings!!Delete
I had to watch Stephen King's cameo again, and it really never fails to make me chuckle. He's just so... chill about it haha. I am still super excited that I was right about death by hair dryer, too. I love the lady screaming at the trucks because honestly, isn't that kind of what we'd all be doing? This is so hilariously awful, I feel like they were just kind of like... "okay Stephen, you can go ahead and have this one"? Also, if they went out to sea.... couldn't motorized boats kill them too? Seems like not a great solution. This whole thing is just too funny!ReplyDelete
It might be the best part of the movie. Or at least up there. And yes he definitely got away with a lot for this one. Like the studio just threw money and said yes make this bad movie... and right? Boats can kill too... although I THINK they took a sailboat, but not sure because honestly , was I even paying attention by the end??Delete
I watched this so long ago that I don't remember it at all. But thanks to you I don't have to watch it again lolReplyDelete
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Yes I don't recommend this one. :):)Delete
Oh god this sounds BAD. Like a cross between Transformers and Duel 😂 I do think I saw this featured on a "so bad it's good" list a while, so it might be worth watching with a couple beers in tow. And this has me curious: have you ever seen Corman's Death Race 2000?ReplyDelete
It is... kinda bad. Oh my gosh Duel! I remember that one... wow. But a couple beers would VASTLY improve the quality of this movie, for sure. Maybe a shot. And no, I've never seen death Race 2000 but I've head of it! Should I watch???Delete
YES WATCH IT. It's very corny, but it has David Carradine and a pre-fame Sylvester Stallone as two of the racers so you're in for an amusing time. I highly recommend it with the aforementioned beer. The Jason Statham one from a few years ago was a reboot/sequel, but it took itself too seriously to be much fun in the same way the original was.Delete
lol I've never seen this and I love 80's movies. I don't like Emilio Estevez though, I don't know why. I just don't.ReplyDelete
I still love this movie! I guess I always will. The screaming tho...I wanted to kill her myself. =)ReplyDelete
I had forgotten all about this movie. Ha ha. Thanks? 😂ReplyDelete
I saw this one back when it first came out and remembered nothing!ReplyDelete
Hahaha this movie rocks!! "Meanwhile Wanda Jane flips out, saying "We made them" and she goes out to scream at the trucks." She was awesome.ReplyDelete
Wait, did you mention the soundtrack to this movie is AC/DC? Because, who else? Oh I see you did mention For Those About to Rock. Lol.
I have a serious love of terrible horror movies.
Was he really on drugs for most of the production? And does this movie even have a plot? Lol. It sounds like it was literally just a bunch of machines killing. But wow, the women sure have some stellar dialogue... I guess the moral of the story is, we're all screwed if machines ever come to life!ReplyDelete