So we have a giant sperm in a cornfield. What? The guys have found Ma Pickett (dead) and... this thing just hanging out in the cornfield.
That doesn't go well though. Avoid sperm things in the cornfield people. So they book their asses outta there and back to the town where Wes has trouble enunciating exactly what happened, so Rob blurts out
"We found this-- this thing. This big fuckin'...monster... sperm- thing! It... it killed them!"
You don't hear that everyday. Anyway Wes decides to evacuate the town and everyone heads out. Disturbingly, even the animals are leaving. Elk and deer on the roads, dead birds... and when they get to the bridge they find Cole's parents dead, their car just sitting there like it ran into something. Actually, it did. The reverend is looking about and runs into something. An invisible wall? Cutting the bridge off from the outside world.
I hope I can find these to read! 😄ReplyDelete
I can't remember the last time I was this confused and also intrigued. I can't work out if this is supposed to be some sort of parody comedic comic or an introduction to sex education for nerds 🤔😂ReplyDelete
There's a giant sperm in the cornfield. That is genuinely a sentence I never thought I'd type never mind read.ReplyDelete
LOL! I love your commentary and also, what the what? :P Ha!ReplyDelete
Lol, this is hysterical!ReplyDelete
Wow, I love your comments. How....interesting???ReplyDelete
Yeah, if you find something weird in a corn field, leave it alone.ReplyDelete
I'm quite intrigued about this seriesReplyDelete
Ok - so I just checked Hoopla and they have this series on there. It looks so incredibly wacky! I'm not sure if I want to read it myself or just read it vicariously through you lolReplyDelete
Karen @ For What It's worth
Don't go near it!!!ReplyDelete
Giant sperm, wtf, run away!ReplyDelete
This was such a wonderful post. Nice job on it this week!ReplyDelete
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I have so many questions...ReplyDelete
well, you have my attention. LOLReplyDelete
sherry @ fundinmental
You know its bad when the animal population is in mass exodus. Totally bizarro! :)ReplyDelete
lol, WHAT ARE YOU READING?!ReplyDelete
That's wild! If the animals are leaving, it's really something bad going on.ReplyDelete
Oh my goodness, lol! I don't even know what to say, haha! :)ReplyDelete
Giant sperm in a cornfield? Now I've heard everything. LMAO!ReplyDelete
Is this the prologue for children of the corn?ReplyDelete
Okay, I'll just leave now...
You what now? Lmao. I have no idea what this is but it amused. :)ReplyDelete
Wtf even *is* this series?! XDReplyDelete