Well I finally went out and saw Thor: The Dark World. I’ve
heard a lot of good things about this one, so my expectations were high-
perhaps too high. This will be a spoiler-y post so if you have not seen the
movie yet, just a heads- up. I’d really love to hear your thoughts on the
movie, so please feel free to comment and let me know what you liked or didn't like. How does this one stack up with the other Marvel movies we've seen thus far?
The movie started out on a mixed note with me. The seemingly
obligatory prologue sets up the conflict and shows us what happened ages ago. I
didn’t care for this, these prologues where we’re introduced to the big bad guy
seem so chintzy to me with their growling and blustering about vengeance or
returning the universe to darkness or whatever. Yawn. I know this is a comic
book movie, but come on. Does that mean the script has to automatically suck?
Also the sight of dark elves shooting laser cannons immediately felt jarring to
me, dark elves and Asgardians fighting to me conjures up images of swords and
shields, and sure there is some of that, but it just felt off. Anyway moving
on.
We then segue to Sif and the Warriors Three fighting some…
bad guys. Whoever they are. Doesn’t really matter. Thor shows up to help out
and we have a bit of humor. Pretty good. So I’m thinking OK this is getting
better. This happened a lot for me in this movie- I’d see a scene I didn’t
like, then something a little better came along. Kind of a yo- yo effect. There
were never really any wow moments though- nothing that blew me away, like in
Avengers with those prolonged action sequences in the helicarrier and in New York.
Chris Hemsworth is fine as Thor and Tom Hiddleston is, of course, great as Loki. Many people have said Loki steals all the scenes he's in, and I agree with that for the most part. Maybe I was expecting him to be MORE awesome given all the hype, but I didn't really think he had that much to do. He sat in a cell for a large chunk of the movie, then he gets out, commiserates with Thor for a bit and they fight together. I was like, that's it? This movie needed way more Loki and way less, or better yet NONE of, Malekith and those silly dark elves.
Things I liked:
Sif. More Sif please. I don’t know what the Odinson sees in
Jane Foster, I mean Natalie Portman is fine in the role, but Sif is where its at.
More Volstagg- yeah he’s not the blundering oaf with a heart of gold from the
comics, but he’s good here and has a bit of charisma. He did a fine job.
The Thor/ Loki show- yeah that’s the saving grace of this
picture. In fact from all the build- up I thought there would be more. Having
watched the trailer and TV spots, I really had seen all the best lines already-
another classic case of the trailers showing the best of the movie.
Frigga- kicked Malekith’s ass. Too bad she didn’t take him
out right there- would have saved me from watching this super lame-o villain
for another hour or so.
The end scene after the credits- the second one. Not because Thor came back to Jane, but because of the snowbeast (or whatever it was) that everyone forgot about, tromping around London chasing birds. I thought that was a hoot actually.
Things I didn’t like:
Malekith and the whole dark elves thing. Again the script-
the bad guy goes on about restoring the universe to darkness and so on. Why?
Who knows. Totally one dimensional, I did not feel anything for the villain at all.
Odin- he was OK I guess, but not very effective at
protecting Asgard. Less of him and more of Frigga I say.
Grim Hogun- or is it happy Hogun? In the comics Hogun never smiles, hence the name. Always carries a mace, a big one with little knobby things on it- probably hurts when he bonks you with it. They really should get these details right. Hogun was absent almost the entire movie. Why?
So on balance what did I think? If I had to grade it I would say a "C". Strictly pedestrian, nothing really wowed me- in fact I was pretty disappointed. Long stretches of ho- hum punctuated by a few promising scenes, but I just could not get excited about this movie. Marginally better than Iron Man 3, but not even in the same league as The Avengers.
What do you think?