Teaser Tuesday

Teaser Tuesday is a weekly meme hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading.

To participate you grab your current read, open to a random page and share (2) teaser sentences from somewhere on that page. BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS (Make sure what you share doesn't give too much away. You don't want to ruin the book for others). Share the title and author too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR lists if they like your teasers.

Today is a doubleshot of teaser goodness.

"Have you seen my other shoe, m'lord?".
The question seemed to vex Lord Bracken. "Am I a bloody handmaid, to fetch you shoes? Go barefoot if you must. Just go".
"Does that mean m'lord won't be taking me home with him, to pray with his little wife? " Laughing, Hildy gave Jaime a brazen look. "Do you have a little wife, ser?"

"I have sworn a vow," he told Hildy wearily.
"No turnips for you, then," the girl said, saucily.
"Get out," Lord Jonos roared at her.


A Dance with Dragons by George RR Martin, page 635.

Anyone else reading A Dance with Dragons? I'd love to hear your thoughts, please leave a comment.