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Monday, October 21, 2019

Tuesday Tagline #163

Glass Sword (Red Queen, #2)

Kneel Or Bleed   

Okay then!!      

  
 Top Ten Tuesday is a weekly feature hosted by That Artsy Reader Girl. Each week a new Top Ten list will be posted. Everyone is welcome to join. Link back so everyone can check out other bloggers' lists. It's a fun way to get to know fellow bloggers.

This week is Top Ten Books I'd Give Different Titles To. Another title post, although I think this one's a little tougher than last week's- at least for me.    

It's Been A Long, Long Autumn 

Is winter EVER coming???    

The Winds of Winter (A Song of Ice and Fire, #6)

Yet Another Clone Book 

Although I did like this one 

Brave New Girl (Brave New Girl, #1)

Number One DNF 

Okay maybe that's harsh, but this one was a big disappointment. I was expecting a book with a lot of heart, and yeah maybe some Chinese restaurant goodness too, but this was kind of depressing. 

Number One Chinese Restaurant

Need More Hippos

Seriously- too much talking, not enough hippos

River of Teeth (River of Teeth #1)
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38 comments:

  1. Marie - Pages To ExploreOctober 21, 2019 at 9:28 PM

    I struggled with this one too, so I kind of piggy backed off your idea of how to rename books. Seemed easier than trying to think of a "better" name for the books.
    My TTT: Marie @ Pages to Explore

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  2. Melanie (TBR and Beyond)October 21, 2019 at 9:30 PM

    Bahaha Need More Hippos! I have this one of my TBR - I have a feeling I will say that too. I like my creature features to have lots of CREATURES lol

    www.tbrandbeyond.com

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  3. Anne@HeadFullofBooksOctober 21, 2019 at 9:37 PM

    I usually like titles so I couldn't think of any examples hence I changed up the assignment and listed books we know which almost had different titles. My TTT

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  4. Annemieke | A Dance with BooksOctober 21, 2019 at 10:40 PM

    Ha Need More Hippos. Now I need to check that book out.

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  5. chucklesthescotOctober 22, 2019 at 1:54 AM

    Yes I want to know that Winter Is Coming! I need to get my paws on that book NOW!

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  6. Jess @ JessticulatesOctober 22, 2019 at 2:21 AM

    I would definitely read a book called Need More Hippos. Great list!

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  7. Cora - Tea Party PrincessOctober 22, 2019 at 3:52 AM

    Oh man "Yet Another Clone Girl" really gave me a giggle, although I absolutely love that trope.
    Cora | http://www.teapartyprincess.co.uk/

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  8. LydiaOctober 22, 2019 at 5:15 AM

    I can't stop giggling at It's Been a Long, Long Autumn.

    My TTT.

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  9. Cindy BOctober 22, 2019 at 5:35 AM

    More Hippos! Hungry Hippos! Fun picks. Here's my list: https://speedyreadercom.wordpress.com/2019/10/22/ttt-books-that-need-a-warning-in-their-title/

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  10. dinipandareadsOctober 22, 2019 at 5:47 AM

    Hahaha I love this post, Greg! You had me cracking up with all these titles 🤣Need More Hippos... Number One DNF... Bahahaha! My post-holiday brain is so sun-dazed that I couldn't even think of one title change for this week's prompt, so I did a really easy alternative lol

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  11. BarbOctober 22, 2019 at 5:54 AM

    Need more hippos - I love it! I wanted to read that series and then when I learned there weren't as many hippos as I was anticipating I scratched it! As you know, I did this topic last week because I messed up but I agree, it was pretty hard.

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  12. Isabelle (the Book Dutchesses)October 22, 2019 at 6:27 AM

    Haha, great choices, this was definitely a difficult prompt!

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  13. Kait Plus BooksOctober 22, 2019 at 6:57 AM

    I had such a hard time with this week's theme I did something else instead!
    My Top Ten Tuesday!
    Happy reading! :)

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  14. KindlemomOctober 22, 2019 at 7:36 AM

    LOL I love all your taglines, they are perfect! :P

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  15. Deanna @ A Novel GlimpseOctober 22, 2019 at 7:52 AM

    I would read a book called Need More Hippos.

    And, no, I don't think he'll ever finish book 7.

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  16. Jolene WilsonOctober 22, 2019 at 8:07 AM

    Totally agree with Winds of WInter! UGH!

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  17. P M PrescottOctober 22, 2019 at 9:15 AM

    I like "Is Winter Ever Coming?" https://pmprescott.blogspot.com/

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  18. InkvotaryOctober 22, 2019 at 9:27 AM

    I didn´t do the TTT this week but your list of new titles is great! Kneels of Bleed is so fitting for this book *lol* Happy reading.

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    1. InkvotaryOctober 22, 2019 at 9:30 AM

      And that happens when you don´t look at your screen while writing. I wanted to write "Kneel Or Bleed", sorry.:-)

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  19. TheaterwriterOctober 22, 2019 at 9:41 AM

    These titles are so funny. I love it. Here is my post-https://paigesofbook.blogspot.com/2019/10/top-ten-tuesday-5-star-predictions.html.

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  20. Brooke LorrenOctober 22, 2019 at 10:04 AM

    Haha your title Number One DNF made me laugh... although I don't think it would help sell books.

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  21. MellianeOctober 22, 2019 at 10:36 AM

    Some intriguing ones!

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  22. Beware Of The ReaderOctober 22, 2019 at 11:28 AM

    Need more hippos????? WTH? Bwahahah Greg I don't know what you mean here but that made me laugh !

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  23. KarenOctober 22, 2019 at 11:43 AM

    This is such a fun topic and I love reading peoples take on it.

    Karen @ For What It's Worth

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  24. Lark October 22, 2019 at 1:20 PM

    Need More Hippos was my favorite! :D

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  25. Samantha@WLABBOctober 22, 2019 at 4:12 PM

    Oh, no! Number One DNF. Definitely not a good sign for that book.

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  26. AngelaOctober 22, 2019 at 4:36 PM

    LOL at Number One DNF!

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  27. Lee @ Rally the ReadersOctober 22, 2019 at 6:05 PM

    It's Been a Long, Long Autumn- sad but true, lol! What really gets me about no Winds of Winter any time soon is GRRM's meh attitude about it. When/if it ever gets published, he'll still get my money, but begrudgingly lol.

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  28. Roberta R.October 23, 2019 at 7:51 AM

    They were all fun, especially "Need More Hippos" 😂. I suppose there were funny hippo interludes in that one...amidst a river of blah (that could be another alternate title, I would assume? LOL).

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  29. La La in the LibraryOctober 23, 2019 at 8:41 AM

    Hahahaha, these are great! Although, doesn't every book need more hippos? 😂

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  30. Beth ErinOctober 23, 2019 at 8:44 AM

    It WAS hard! I took an easier spin on my TTT!

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  31. Becky BakerOctober 23, 2019 at 12:39 PM

    Not gonna lie, I'm totally laughing at some of these alternative titles. Love that titles for Winds of Winter because is that book ever coming? And can Need More Hippos please be a book title? I'd read that book in a heartbeat.

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  32. MikkyOctober 23, 2019 at 2:18 PM

    The Red Queen Series has such beautiful and simplistic covers! I feel the pain of George R. R. Martin fans! I have a quite a few series that have been hanging in there for 8+ years at this point waiting for a sequel of some kind. The worst part is when the author simply disappears from social media never to be heard from again

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  33. Lindsi October 23, 2019 at 9:19 PM

    Kneel or Bleed made me laugh! I've only read the first book in the series, but it's pretty accurate. I really loved your spin on this!

    https://www.doyoudog-ear.com/2019/10/10-blind-dates-by-ashley-elston-blog.html

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  34. crackercrumblifeOctober 24, 2019 at 12:24 PM

    Lol these are hilarious!!!

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  35. Perfectly TolerableOctober 24, 2019 at 3:21 PM

    These are awesome! I actually laughed out loud at your Winds of Winter title 😂😂

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  36. Shannon @ It Starts at MidnightOctober 26, 2019 at 6:45 PM

    Bwhahah I love these! Especially Need More Hippos because honestly it DOES need more hippos. Don't advertise as a hippo book unless you have ALL the damn hippos!

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  37. Teresa Mary RoseOctober 27, 2019 at 10:31 AM

    Lolol love the title for Winds of Winter... its been so long!

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